Built To Offend

Funny Birthday Cards For Your Husband

Skip the generic husband card and make one that actually sounds like your relationship.

Add the habits you lovingly tolerate, the thing he is convinced he is brilliant at, the purchase he still defends, the hobby that has taken over the house or the line he says constantly.

Built To Offend turns those details into a personalised birthday card you can keep playful, rude or properly savage. Review everything before checkout and send the finished card for printing and delivery.

Create your personalised card

About personalised cards

Can I edit the wording?

Yes. You review the generated card before ordering and can change the wording to suit the recipient.

How personal can I make it?

Use names, habits, stories, hobbies, catchphrases and in-jokes you are comfortable including in the card.

Can I choose how rude it is?

Yes. The card maker lets you choose the humour level, from cheeky to much more savage adult humour.