Rude Birthday Cards They Will Actually Remember

For the person who would be disappointed by a polite card, Built To Offend creates rude birthday cards around real details about the recipient.

Tell the card maker what they are like, what they are known for and which jokes are fair game. Pick the level of brutality and generate a card that feels written for them rather than copied from a mass-produced joke.

The aim is cheeky, sweary and funny adult humour — not threats or genuine harassment. You stay in control of the final wording before ordering. That makes it easy to create anything from a mildly inappropriate birthday card to a properly savage roast for someone who will appreciate it.

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