Built To Offend

Offensive Birthday Cards With a Personal Punch

When a normal birthday card is far too tame, this is the place to build something sharper, more personal and much harder to forget.

Built To Offend uses the details you supply to generate humour aimed at the actual recipient, rather than recycling a generic insult. The result can be crude, savage and deliberately inappropriate while still being something you review before ordering.

Use their age, catchphrases, work habits, hobbies, legendary mistakes or the sort of story that always gets repeated at the pub. Adjust the brutality until the joke fits your relationship, then edit anything you want before checkout.

If you want similar styles, see rude birthday cards, roast cards and funny personalised cards.

Create your personalised card

About personalised cards

Can I edit the wording?

Yes. You review the generated card before ordering and can change the wording to suit the recipient.

How personal can I make it?

Use names, habits, stories, hobbies, catchphrases and in-jokes you are comfortable including in the card.

Can I choose how rude it is?

Yes. The card maker lets you choose the humour level, from cheeky to much more savage adult humour.