Built To Offend

Funny Birthday Cards For Your Wife

A wife birthday card does not have to be sentimental and predictable. It can be personal, funny and unmistakably yours.

Add the stories, habits, catchphrases and harmless ammunition that make the relationship recognisable. The generator turns them into a one-off card rather than a generic template.

You control the tone before ordering, so it can stay affectionate or become a full roast if that is the kind of humour you share.

Create your personalised card

About personalised cards

Can I edit the wording?

Yes. You review the generated card before ordering and can change the wording to suit the recipient.

How personal can I make it?

Use names, habits, stories, hobbies, catchphrases and in-jokes you are comfortable including in the card.

Can I choose how rude it is?

Yes. The card maker lets you choose the humour level, from cheeky to much more savage adult humour.